Like a proud kindergartner showing off his new bike, Joe Biden unveiled the newest mission he has chosen to accept, as deemed suitable by the Chosen One. Hmmm, what’s it called? Middle Class Comrade in Chief? No, too obvious a nod to the Communists. King of the Labor Unions? No, sounds too much like a figure head position. Joe, the Plumber’s best friend? No, wouldn’t play well in the MSM.

Well, whatever the plaque ‘The Joe next door’ has affixed to his desk, it is very clear that Obama is moving quickly on his plans to socialize the USA. He’s now signed into existence, via The Executive Order, the Middle Class Task Force. Is it just me or does that title make it sound as if the middle class is coming under military attack? The mission of this task force is to better the prospects of the middle class because when the middle class does better everybody does better, “even the wealthy”, according to Joe. What was not mentioned is that when unions are created, those who do best are the union leaders. They do so well, in fact, they bypass the middle class altogether and head straight to GO, collecting dues all the way.

Which is probably why Joe and Barack are so keen on unions. They are, after all, expert community union organizers. While they accomplish very little, they are well rewarded for supposedly fighting the good fight for the little guy. After a cushy career in service to the public these two nutjobs have no idea what it’s like to perform and be judged in the private sector. They actually believe that people are unable to represent themselves, don’t know what’s best for themselves and their families and cannot go out and get what is rightfully theirs. They believe in the heart that this is their mission – protect the helpless masses from the big meanies. Well, what happens when the big meanies go off on their own and leave the little guys to fend for themselves. You’re seeing it right now. And if Obama and Biden get their way with the stimulus and card check and national health care, the meanies will leave in droves. Then who will the One organize and penalize and sermonize? But hey, why not give it a try?

Make no mistake about it, the first recommendation to come out of this “totally transparent” task force will be the passage of ‘card check’. I guess the Obama administration is still counting on the blind stupidity of its electorate. It will just be up to the rest of us to keep this wing nut in ‘check’.

Congratulations Joe on your new, useless position. One can’t help but feel only sympathy for you, up on that stage today, reading out those silly one liners meant to poke fun at the Bush administration and garner a laugh from what just might have been the most left-leaning audience in America – at least until the Oscars. You’ll certainly earn yourself a place in history books with this campaign, though – if you succeed.

I have a suggestion for the task force – they’re taking suggestions at their website, BTW. ( BS.gov ) Why don’t you unionize the Executive branch (Congress, too)? This way, you can lead by example, you won’t have to work all those long hours anymore that actually seem to be making the bags under your eyes baggier, even more paid time off – including that new Federal holiday being proposed, Obama Day, and you’ll hardly notice the dues – just about $2500 a year. Wow, only $2500? Now why wouldn’t anyone want to join a union?

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